Tuesday, June 5, 2007

IT'S LIKE BIRTH CONTROL FOR $8.50!


OK, so let's be serious for a moment. "Knocked Up" is pretty much the most unrealistic movie of the summer. In my humble opinion, it's far more likely that you'd see a couple of ogres and a donkey chatting it up in a swamp than a rising entertainment journalist risk scrapping her career for a ten-pound red-faced screaming blob, drunkenly conceived with the sperm of a complete stranger.

Don't have health insurance? Don't feel like spending a few bucks on condoms? Then I strongly encourage you all to go see "Knocked Up" - the nation's newest and most effective form of birth control! Once you witness the vag shot (twice!!!!) during the birth scene, you'll swear off sex for days!

1 comment:

Lou said...

SPEAKING of birth control, I found that kid-in-the-grocery-tantrum TV spot George told us about!!
http://veryfunnyads.com/ads/25116.html
It just might show up in a loulala post soon...