My Page Class Fills Quotas Better Than Your Page Class

I'm from Chittenango, NY. Never heard of it? Not entirely surprising. We have some farms there – 2 dairy farms, a turf farm, a sheep farm, and a wind farm (Alan Dietch, circa 2003: "Wait, so you… grow… wind…?"). When it came to diversity in the 'Nango, I was usually it. Being Half Jewish* and all, I really stood out.

*Half Jewish; aka "Cashew", "Pizza Bagel"

So anyways, when I was hired as a Page here at NBC, you can imagine my surprise upon meeting my Page Class. There was an Asian, a White Dude, a Persian Chick, a Black Girl, and a guy from Oregon.



Look at us, we are like a little Benetton Family! Or, perhaps, the Jolie-Pitt family! My page class is like a beautiful rainbow of smiling faces, that is so so beautiful.

Also, we are very drunk in this picture.

Thank you, L.A.!